This week on Kawfeehaus our stars are having egg problems. How many scrambled eggs does it take!? Other topics include Holiday Parties, Star Wars anticipation, the Penis Fish, and a whole lot of depression over Boris Johnson. Baby Yoda sips his tea in disgust! Listen & Follow on Spotify! Follow Artist D & Ann Marie […]
In there most un-christmas Christmas special yet, Artist D and Ann Marie strap a banana to the wall and investigate. The two cover the recent banana installation debacle in Florida. An update is featured including Josh Brolin’s burnt butt hole. But really, what’s in your Christmas stocking? Our hosts run down the list, ending with […]
The Artist D & Ann Marie look into the new craze of perineum sunning. Even your “in between me down there” needs some Vitamin D! Speaking of D, he explains a fabulous pineal meditation which happens to involve your perineum! Our hosts lament about boring stocking stuffers and give us some Netflix suggestions. Didn’t Thanos […]
The Artist D and Ann Marie are warming their buns in the Kawfeehaus this morning. D reviews RuPaul’s Drag Race UK and is glad he can stop talking like a British Queen now. The tree is up at Ann Marie’s house and our hosts look back on musical influences from their younger days. Other topics […]
It’s been a rough week and our hosts need to bake some cookies to relax. The Artist D doesn’t think rocks are tourist attractions and would prefer to sift through hippies. Ann Marie would also prefer less people talking to her in the laundry room. We just want to fold our panties in peace! What […]
The Artist D and Ann Marie gear up for the holidays a little early, because they’re excited and that is OK! While the peppermint mocha might make you sick you should probably drink it anyway. Charles Levin being picked to death by vultures has Artist D having a Paula Deen moment. Gird your loins! Other […]
It’s a chilly morning in the coffee house as our stars settle into a post-Halloween funk, but Yay it’s Christmas time! Discover what 13 year olds wear for Halloween these days. Visit a Haunted House that requires a physical. And what’s with the out of context cultural appropriation? It’s not what you think. It’s the […]
Ann Marie has been saved from jury duty! But who has time for that anyway when you’ve got a Tik Toc timeline to keep up with? Artist D has a different Tik-Tok in mind. Follow our hosts down the deteriorated yellow brick road and see how their brains work. From butter to PC culture gone […]
Our show hosts have been monitoring Alienstock 2019 and have a final review. The Artist D is surprised at humanity for behaving itself, except for that guy peeing on the fence and the dead cow. Ann Marie gets extraterrestrial and wonders #whynot? Weird people will always be weird, and thank heavens for that! Meanwhile, the […]
Ann Marie and the Artist D are sore. It’s been a tough week, but the two push on discussing the important topics of today. The anticipation for Storm Area 51 builds and it looks like it may be another gentrified shit show, even before it begins! At least Alienstock won’t be installing anti-sex toilets. Grab […]
