The Artist D and Ann Marie run through a year’s worth of things people have gotten stuck in their ears, throats, and more! Our hosts track down Cluck Norris, a pigeon obsessed with Western Wear. Bed bugs also make an appearance. Gird your loins for this intense edition! Listen & Follow on Spotify! Follow Artist […]
A new year, a new show, as The Artist D and Ann Marie kick it off with the Nostradamus special. Resolutions, social media breaks, and future predictions abound. Our hosts have finally seen Star Wars, but did Nostradamus predict Cats? Australia is on fire and Twitter thinks we’re entering into WWIII. Here we go again. […]
The Artist D and Ann Marie reenact some Female Trouble on this epic Kawfeehaus episode. All partied out and nowhere to go, our dynamic duo turns to Grindr and looks into a Church Leader offering Arby’s gift cards to hot college guys in exchange for some Passion of the Christ. This guy knows where to […]
This week on Kawfeehaus our stars are having egg problems. How many scrambled eggs does it take!? Other topics include Holiday Parties, Star Wars anticipation, the Penis Fish, and a whole lot of depression over Boris Johnson. Baby Yoda sips his tea in disgust! Listen & Follow on Spotify! Follow Artist D & Ann Marie […]
In there most un-christmas Christmas special yet, Artist D and Ann Marie strap a banana to the wall and investigate. The two cover the recent banana installation debacle in Florida. An update is featured including Josh Brolin’s burnt butt hole. But really, what’s in your Christmas stocking? Our hosts run down the list, ending with […]
The Artist D & Ann Marie look into the new craze of perineum sunning. Even your “in between me down there” needs some Vitamin D! Speaking of D, he explains a fabulous pineal meditation which happens to involve your perineum! Our hosts lament about boring stocking stuffers and give us some Netflix suggestions. Didn’t Thanos […]
The Artist D and Ann Marie are warming their buns in the Kawfeehaus this morning. D reviews RuPaul’s Drag Race UK and is glad he can stop talking like a British Queen now. The tree is up at Ann Marie’s house and our hosts look back on musical influences from their younger days. Other topics […]
It’s been a rough week and our hosts need to bake some cookies to relax. The Artist D doesn’t think rocks are tourist attractions and would prefer to sift through hippies. Ann Marie would also prefer less people talking to her in the laundry room. We just want to fold our panties in peace! What […]
The Artist D and Ann Marie gear up for the holidays a little early, because they’re excited and that is OK! While the peppermint mocha might make you sick you should probably drink it anyway. Charles Levin being picked to death by vultures has Artist D having a Paula Deen moment. Gird your loins! Other […]
It’s a chilly morning in the coffee house as our stars settle into a post-Halloween funk, but Yay it’s Christmas time! Discover what 13 year olds wear for Halloween these days. Visit a Haunted House that requires a physical. And what’s with the out of context cultural appropriation? It’s not what you think. It’s the […]
